Friend: Why do you have the same song 10 times on your iPod?
Me: You don't understand there's the original version, new version, acoustic version, and 7 live performances.
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ No one likes me because i am...
How to blow a bubble:
damnthatswhatshesaid: Step 1: First go like this Step 2: Spin around Step 3: STOP! Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3! Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust! Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT! Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town. Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this. Step 9: THEN…! ….. And Thats how i do...
When you're in class bored and start making...
You’re like And they’re all like Then the teacher spots you and is staring at you like And everyone else is staring at you like
parents are sleeping
me: alright better be quiet they need some sleep
parents: ok it's time to vacuum for hours and yell at each other and put glass in the garbage disposal and land a helicopter on the roof
Straight women: boobs are great
Gay women: boobs are great
Straight guys: boobs are great
Gay guys: boobs are great
Asexuals: boobs are great
Other: boobs are great
Cats: boobs are great
Boobs: boobs are great
R.I.P Eria 10/21/97-1/31/12
beautiful-p-a-r-a-d-i-s-e: 2 months today my friend Eira Maghuyop committed suicide due to bullies. Every single day i think of her, and when i see someone being bullied i cry because that was her, and that pushed her to the limit, and now all we can do is grieve over her sudden, tragic death. All of my friends are so crushed by her suicide, and our ENTIRE community is changed through her death....
adult: so do you have a boyfriend then?
adult: i'm sure you're too good for any of them!
me: or you know it could be the small factor that i look like some kind of troll and am completely awkward in social situations and am wasting my teenage years on the internet
I try to do my homework but I easily get...
and something like a water bottle becomes so fascinating.
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How you and your best friend act like retards...
imnotperfect-butimclose: justanotherdayinlife: When listening to your favorite songs; Witnessing fights at school; When you two insult someone; When someone insults one of you; Telling each other secrets; Recording a video; When eating; How you two comfort each other at hard times; When your best friend is absent; BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVE THE DANCING AND...